those nerds in high school who ran like this
- me: oh no, how am I gonna read this 20 page article for my studies all in one day??! that's physically impossible I'm gonna fail my exam!!!
- me: oh look a 60k fic yes if I start reading it now and only stop to pee and eat I should be done by tonight meaning I can start the 50k one I saw earlier and go on until umm... I guess 4 in the morning
- me: that sounds like a sensible plan